Never remorse over someone who fucked you over, because all they’re going to do is the same mistake in every relationship they have. They’ll have the real pain, keep your sanity.
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
"Part of the fun of the screenplay is that it plays with tropes from teen films of the past." - Darren Stein
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
Kesha at the Humane Society Of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala - March 29th