this is legit my job omggggg hasdhshdsf

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spoon me and press your boner against my butt

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"Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different."
— C.S. Lewis (via mode-chanel)

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Never remorse over someone who fucked you over, because all they’re going to do is the same mistake in every relationship they have. They’ll have the real pain, keep your sanity. 


I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

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Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.


  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

"Part of the fun of the screenplay is that it plays with tropes from teen films of the past." - Darren Stein 

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